Want That Slim Hollywood Body? Fitness Guru Tracey Anderson Recommends Tuberculosis

Good news for everyone who hates difficult-to-follow diets: Tuberculosis is guaranteed to slim you right into that summer bikini body.

Fitness guru Tracey Anderson is famous for training A-list stars such as Jennifer Lopez and Gwyneth Paltrow, and for her widely publicized advice: “No woman should lift more than 3 lb.”

In an exclusive interview with the Overheard Press, Anderson gave us the scoop on her favorite weight-loss method for burning those winter calories.

Instead of abstaining from sugar or measuring out macros, Anderson suggests a method that was once a closely guarded secret of the Hollywood elite.

“Dieting is just too hard” the mother-of-two told us. “That’s why more and more stars are turning to Mycobacterium tuberculosis.”

Tuberculosis, or TB, is a wasting disease common in the third world.

“Giving yourself tuberculosis sounds a little scary,” Anderson admitted, “but since it’s just a bacterial infection, I like to think of it more like a probiotic that might kill you, but also makes you look amazing.

If this sounds too good to be true, Anderson has the client testimonials to prove it.

“I’ve seen women go from a disgusting 10 percent body fat to 5 percent in no time,” she said. “They get that slim, bony, gaunt look that is so hot right now.”